Alvarez OPEN to joining The Arsenal. Will be another Ozil moment.

[Peter]

Don't be f ucking ridiculous Rich. What could Atletico possibly want with our 3 legged one-eyed donkey? And where are you getting your info? Even in the most salacious, gossipy, devoid of integrity rags that just make it up for clicks, I'm not seeing your rumours repeated?

I read a BBC article about the Alvarez 'saga'. On and on and on it went. We were not mentioned once....

[WES]

I read a BBC article about the Alvarez 'saga'. On and on and on it went. We were not mentioned once....

Good. I just want our injured players back. I want to see Timber at RB combining with an in form Saka, I want to see Bruno running midfield with Declan and I'd love to see Saliba reaquainted with Gabriel in the middle stoning absolutely everything.

How the f*ck can we have an injury crisis after one f*cking game??? #fuming

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Exactly. And we know exactly how Barcelona operate. He'll sulk for a season and the media campaign will start before Christmas. We'll end up selling him to Barcelona the following summer for a huge loss.

He's an Argie! You cannot trust the ****.

That! Is precisely what will happen. If he comes here he should made to walk the full perimeter of The Emirates wearing nothing but pink fluffy panties while waving a white flag with "Argie Cissy Boy" boldy emblazoned on it.

I saw an interview with Paul Scholes where he said it tickled him how all the Argies at Man U used to try and act like hard men.He reckoned not one of them could have knocked the skin off a rice pudding.

[WES]

He's not that good, he's very expensive and he doesn't want to come here.

Why on earth would we be involved in this? Perhaps, just perhaps, there is nothing to this at all other than internet rumours.