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Open presents - 8am
Christmas breakfast - 10am
Local pub - 12pm - 1:00pm
Make dinner - 1-3pm
Her Maj
Dinner eaten 3:30-5pm
5-7pm telly, music, stomach digests, liver recovers
7pm onwards - steam in again

Perfect
This is a celebration of the birth of baby Jesus, who came to save you from your sin. It's not a military fúcking operation!