Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
Pffft!

Full English breakfast.

Start drinking.

Make dinner.

Continue drinking.

Eat dinner with a drink.

Continue drinking.

HTH to get you through the 2nd most dreadful day of the year.
The full English before the massive dinner, i?

Save the full English for Boxing Day. That way you don't have to fúck about making lunch for in-laws who WON'T FÚCKING SPLIT!