IMPORTANT - Is your Christmas Day routine acceptable?

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YOU MUST

1) go to the pub at some point
2) not eat until after listening to Her Maj
3) open presents before you have Christmas breakfast
4) have smoked salmon and some form of a pig as part of your breakfast
5) fall asleep on the couch with a drink in your hand and the kitchen an utter mess

Anything else?

Pffft!

Full English breakfast.

Start drinking.

Make dinner.

Continue drinking.

Eat dinner with a drink.

Continue drinking.

HTH to get you through the 2nd most dreadful day of the year.