Something terrible has happened

[redgunamo]

My favourite Shearer moment was him announcing in Newcastle that despite all his success he was still a sheet metal worker's son from Newcastle.

Mostly because my first thought was along the lines of 'and you inherited a sheet metal worker's brain'.

He's boring because he's stupid, really really stupid.

Back in the day, they said he was the unlikely joker, prankster, of the squad. Which doesn't explain anything, of course.

Unless it does.

[WES]

Shearer is really ****ing boring. I mean really, really boring....

My favourite Shearer moment was him announcing in Newcastle that despite all his success he was still a sheet metal worker's son from Newcastle.

Mostly because my first thought was along the lines of 'and you inherited a sheet metal worker's brain'.

He's boring because he's stupid, really really stupid.

[Peter]

Well anything is better than the BBC Pat .. listening to that Geordie poor-wit Shearer blathering like an imbecile and Micah Richards loudly guffawing like a demented moose ( which he appears to be contractually obliged to do approximately once every 20 seconds) .

Shearer is really ****ing boring. I mean really, really boring....

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Well anything is better than the BBC Pat .. listening to that Geordie poor-wit Shearer blathering like an imbecile and Micah Richards loudly guffawing like a demented moose ( which he appears to be contractually obliged to do approximately once every 20 seconds) .

Where else can you get decent radio adaptations of 19th century literary classics in the English language?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Well anything is better than the BBC Pat .. listening to that Geordie poor-wit Shearer blathering like an imbecile and Micah Richards loudly guffawing like a demented moose ( which he appears to be contractually obliged to do approximately once every 20 seconds) .

[Pat Vegas]

I enjoy listening to talksport.

also looks like the Greek boy is on his way in 10 characters.