I don't want to be too harsh on any players.

[Pat Vegas]

Not sure what we do with Madueke.

he's very confusing, one second he looks amazing, next he's so erratic to the point where he looks like he will injure himself with all his twisting and turning.

Glad him pulling out of that challenge didn't come back to haunt him the other day.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Not sure what we do with Madueke.

he's very confusing, one second he looks amazing, next he's so erratic to the point where he looks like he will injure himself with all his twisting and turning.

Glad him pulling out of that challenge didn't come back to haunt him the other day.

He's got seven goals in a team whose forward line has been well below par all season. He has that spark of magic. He gets into the box with trickery and then cuts back from the by-line.

Hopefully our one-eyed, three-legged donkey will get cosmically in choon with him and bang in shedloads when they're playing together {as well as banging in shedloads when playing with others.}

[Peter]

He's got seven goals in a team whose forward line has been well below par all season. He has that spark of magic. He gets into the box with trickery and then cuts back from the by-line.

Hopefully our one-eyed, three-legged donkey will get cosmically in choon with him and bang in shedloads when they're playing together {as well as banging in shedloads when playing with others.}

For me, he has two main issues- first, his judgement and decision making is poor, or at least very inconsistent.

Second, his technique and touch is not quite good enough for his pace. This is why you seem him burst past his defender and then run out of space.

You can improve his decision making and tactical awareness. There are limits to how much you can improve his technique.

I think he's a 20 million quid player. Fulham bound.

I hope I am wrong.