Oh God I can't stand it.

[Burney]

Hmm. I'm interested that you do not differentiate between fried, sautéed, and chipped.

Animal.

Of course I do, but in this context, if given the choice between any fried potato and any other kind of potato, nine times out of ten I'm going with it. The best type of fried potato is a sub-category among the potato elite.