Oh God I can't stand it.

[Sir C]

Of course, he might have meant Boys From Brazil and, while you weren't looking, he impregnated you with the cloned foetus of Adolf Hitler.

That's be quite the turn-up wouldn't it? You being Adolf Hitler's mum.

I think I'd rather like that. I've become very maternal with my cats. I think I'm having feelings for children (stop it) late in life.

Maybe it's time I became a mum before it's too late. If Little Adolph is the result, well, so be it.