"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Yes of course, but there are certain foodstuffs that defy gentrification. Indeed, it's possible that part of their appeal lies in the cheapness of their ingredients and shoddiness of their preparation. For me, a sausage roll is such a beast. After all, bland, pink mechanically-recovered meat paste and limp, greasy, lukewarm pastry wilted under a heat lamp do beat good crisp pastry and flavoursome pork mince. That's just a fact.