Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
They don't sound like sausage rolls to me.

Essentially you are gaying them up when they are supposed to cheap, dirty even, momentarily saitsfying on the palate.
Yes, but if you make them yourself, you feel duty bound to try and do something different or interesting with them, otherwise you might as well just go to Gregg's. The fact that one's efforts never actually succeed in making anything nicer is beside the point.