There are three urinals in the gents next to my office. I followed a chap in there

[Sir C]

I should have thought that a disinclination to be confronted by the hamptons of others or to confront other men with mine unless strictly necessary would suggest the opposite.

You're scared of that bad boy, aren't you? You fear it, and yet, you think of it almost constantly. It haunts yours dreams, awake or asleep.

Bear in mind that there's nothing wrong with it.