Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Well I just feel exposed if a chap suddenly lurches in and there I am with my lad in my hand, vulnerable like.

I can't imagine it's too much fun for him, either. Although I did tell you about that chap who used to unzip as soon as he walked into the bogs and then walk, cock out, to the urinal.
Your attitude to the membrum virile is absolute proof that you are in the closet, old son.

Accept that you're fascinated by the cock and yearn to be filled with a throbber, and you will feel altogether better.