Baking cakes is a piece of piss

[Sir C]

I agree. And a good sirloin can be a joyous thing. The problem with sirloin, though, can be the lack of fat.

One assumes that f has a good local butcher? A decently marbled sirloin is a marvellous thing.

Actually, as it's Valentine's Day, should he not go all out and choose a porterhouse?