WFH today, just sank the third pint of real ale at my local

[Pat Vegas]

Going to the cinema alone makes you a pervert, I'm afraid. I don't make the rules.

A couple of pints one one's own while doing the crossword, however, is exactly what a proper chap ought to be doing of a lunchtime.

I think it's far more enjoyable on your own.
For starters i don't have to keep telling my wife to be quiet.