Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Been self-employed for the past couple of months. Went to the cinema yesterday at 10am and had the whole place to myself

Not been to the pub yet. That seems rather indulgent.
Going to the cinema alone makes you a pervert, I'm afraid. I don't make the rules.

A couple of pints one one's own while doing the crossword, however, is exactly what a proper chap ought to be doing of a lunchtime.