WFH today, just sank the third pint of real ale at my local

[Monty92]

Well try not to blow your load too soon. At least try make sure you actually get it into her, first.

I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner

[Burney]

I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner

Oh. Oh, dear. I can only too easily imagine the circumstances in which she told you that.

[Pokster]

Oh. Oh, dear. I can only too easily imagine the circumstances in which she told you that.

Just after she came home after being shagged by her new bloke imo

[Sir C]

I've been reliably informed that stamina is the last thing a permanently knackered new mum wants from her sexual partner

Has her, you know, thingy recovered from the trauma of exuding a fully formed human being?

[Ash]

just sank the third pint of real ale at my local

How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

[World's End Stella]

Oh, I know the place. But avocado is unacceptable, I'm afraid. It's a foodstuff that ought only to be consumed by middle-class women, bufties and Mexicans. It certainly has no place alongside God's honest bacon.

Regardless of all that dogmatic nonsense, bacon and avocado tastes really good, Burney. And even with avocado on the menu my local is still a proper boozer.

The couch awaits.

[World's End Stella]

How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

I don't

[Luis Anaconda]

Bacon and avocado? What sort of boozer is this?

WHY DOES THE BAD MAN SAY SUCH THINGS, SIR C?

I might have to start drinking now

[Luis Anaconda]

How does anyone manage to do any work after three pints at lunchtime?

How does anyone get anything done with three pints at lunchtime?

[World's End Stella]

Has her, you know, thingy recovered from the trauma of exuding a fully formed human being?

On this topic, Mrs WES has delivered two of said things and I can assure you, Charles, that her front bottom is fully up to scratch.

Evolution has made them quite recoverable in that regard.