I've got to go to a black tie do tonight that's going to be full of glorified cabbies

[Sir C]

I haven't had to go to one of those for ages. I must be due one soon.

The worst bit is the people I'm going with. A bunch of lads who appear to think that's it's still 1973. Rampant racism, sexism and homophobia are de rigeuer, the extent of which repulses even my somewhat robust sensibilities

There will be Sambucca shots. I guarantee it.

Tomorrow I will drive home trying not to puke. This is no way for an adult to make a living.