Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
They wouldn't let us leave until we eat everything.
The fish fingers I had were so bad I hid them in the metal jug of water we had on the table.

Fishfingers were fine! I mean they were the worst fishfingers you'd ever eat, lacked any structural integrity and tended to fall apart, of course, but they were at least fishfingers and - as such - a relative treat.