Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Bit meh, tbh.

Owned by the Leela Palace group, I see. I've stayed in a few in India. Quite tremendously vulgar. You might be in for gilding and flock wallpaper.
Yes, I'm expecting vulgarity, but it's a special occasion as the missus has finished her maternity leave so a dash of kitsch is called for.

I have flowers and chocolates waiting for her at home too.

I reckon I've raised my chances of getting laid this weekend by at least 5%.