The Assists Collection: 1) People slagging of Arshavin... Statistically he's been our best player.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Here? He makes a complete **** of himself every morning by waking up

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Okay.

[C***]

If a player is working hard and playing to his best we wouldn't need to come on here and try to

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Wenger has made his statements based on Opta stats. Not a completely meaningless stat and one that

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Or Theo may run the whole pitch, assist but not get credit for it as assists are pointless, right?

[C***]

Exactly.

[Jake]

What about the million plus goals scored with a player heavily involved who doesn't provide

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Wenger agrees with me and that's all I care for. This place is filled with spastics.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

He doesn't track back as much as he should, but he's not the reason Clichy often leaves us exposed.

[Monk]

Tbf I think he's just giving AA's critics food for thought.

[sodd]

I'd say the multitude of dismissive replies pretty much explains it.

[C***]

Just proves that the whole 'assist' thing is a load of ****.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

What about the 2nd point?

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Explain

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think you have made a complete **** of yourself here by the way.