The Assists Collection: 1) People slagging of Arshavin... Statistically he's been our best player.

[bert01 - wage structure OUT]

We've only scored 39 or so goals so far <img src="images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif" border=0 alt="Shrug">

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Who wins the penalty attributes an assist, dumbass.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

So Arshavin's 'assist' on the weekend to Nasri was meaningless was it? f**k off it was class.

[C***]

According to your stats we have scored 38 goals with 35 assists

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

So a **** player can directly contribute to 11 goals in 13 games, right?

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Where did the ****ty word assist come from... meaningless...... And what about the other point?

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Impertinent comment of the day goes to you.

[Lar d'Arse]

So you are happy to categorise our players based on the total

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

2 goals 4 assists in 10 league games is a good enough return.

[bert01 - wage structure OUT]

Does that mean we have scored 70+ goals this season? <img src="images/smiley_icons/rubchin.gif" border=0 alt="Rub chin">

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is the simplistic vocabulary and terminology of a complete c**t Fash.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

He stuck his foot out for the ball to drop to Song. If he was not there, no goal. Simples.

[Jake]

The fact he's a **** defender means more imo.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

2 goals in the league.....what those stats don't tell you

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He won a penalty, but i wouldn't call a wrestling match between two players in the box an assist