Couple of things from the Munich game......

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Well, their country is named after a centre forward, so it is hardly surprising.....

Do you ever think they'll be some genius Brazza no.10 called Scotlandinho?

Btw, you know more about world footie than I do. Are there any more Brazzas called Gabby about? {Other than that other CH we used to have.} I know I said I didn't want any new signings, but if there are any more Gabbies we could stick in da yoof teams, I'd be up for it.

As you know, I'm not the greatest fan of Abrahamic religions, but after years of mid-table mediocrity, once we got three players named after an Archangel {and one also called Jesus, just to make it absolutely clear} we've started challenging for things.

When you look how our three Gabbies have played when at their very best, would you worry if we fielded a starting XI all made up of Gabbies? I'd be up for it.

[Peter]

Do you ever think they'll be some genius Brazza no.10 called Scotlandinho?

Btw, you know more about world footie than I do. Are there any more Brazzas called Gabby about? {Other than that other CH we used to have.} I know I said I didn't want any new signings, but if there are any more Gabbies we could stick in da yoof teams, I'd be up for it.

As you know, I'm not the greatest fan of Abrahamic religions, but after years of mid-table mediocrity, once we got three players named after an Archangel {and one also called Jesus, just to make it absolutely clear} we've started challenging for things.

When you look how our three Gabbies have played when at their very best, would you worry if we fielded a starting XI all made up of Gabbies? I'd be up for it.

I don't know anything about world football and I have to confess I am not the biggest fan of Brazilians. The whole bull**** around them at the World Cup always irritated me as a kid. And I have never been a fan of showboating.

It was Gilberto who convinced me that not all Brazilian footballers were selfish, arrogant showboating ****ers

I don't want a dressing room full of Brazilians. It would be too much. You need a few German, Spanish and Italian lads to balance it out- they tend to just get on with it.

Ideally, a few Dutch lads. They take this **** seriously and keep their mouths shut

That's enough natuonal stereotyping for one day