So I have just spent 5 min on youtube watching Julian Alvarez 'highlights'

[WES]

My notes:

There's a bunch of 'highlights' of him hitting the bar
And the post, both of them
He's quicker than I thought, although not that quick
One 'highlight' involved him making space for a shot in the box and pulling it 5 yards wide of the post
Bunch of highlights of him making crossfield passes - he's meant to be a striker, no?
Another highlight involved him being 1v2 with Saliba and Gabriel, they stoned him, perhaps this was meant to be in a Gabriel/Saliba highlight video and was accidentally added
About 25 per cent of the highlights involved him scoring or creating a goal - no I didn't mistype that number, 25%

I will now begin praying to one of GG's gods that this does not happen. One of the elephant ones, I think

[Peter]

My notes:

There's a bunch of 'highlights' of him hitting the bar
And the post, both of them
He's quicker than I thought, although not that quick
One 'highlight' involved him making space for a shot in the box and pulling it 5 yards wide of the post
Bunch of highlights of him making crossfield passes - he's meant to be a striker, no?
Another highlight involved him being 1v2 with Saliba and Gabriel, they stoned him, perhaps this was meant to be in a Gabriel/Saliba highlight video and was accidentally added
About 25 per cent of the highlights involved him scoring or creating a goal - no I didn't mistype that number, 25%

I will now begin praying to one of GG's gods that this does not happen. One of the elephant ones, I think

I agree. The fees involved make it a ludicrous proposition but even if he was cheap I don't think i would want him. I don't see where he fits in this side or how he makes us better. At the prices being mentioned I'd want someone who transforms us.

If he does come, I'll support him and be ready to change my mind.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

My notes:

There's a bunch of 'highlights' of him hitting the bar
And the post, both of them
He's quicker than I thought, although not that quick
One 'highlight' involved him making space for a shot in the box and pulling it 5 yards wide of the post
Bunch of highlights of him making crossfield passes - he's meant to be a striker, no?
Another highlight involved him being 1v2 with Saliba and Gabriel, they stoned him, perhaps this was meant to be in a Gabriel/Saliba highlight video and was accidentally added
About 25 per cent of the highlights involved him scoring or creating a goal - no I didn't mistype that number, 25%

I will now begin praying to one of GG's gods that this does not happen. One of the elephant ones, I think

He doesn't want to come. Visas apparently aren't allowed for his family. He only wants Barca.

If he came I could see him being ****e then being loaned to Barca and then signing him the year after for 1/3rd of the money.

This doesn't work.

Just keep Gabby and keep the spare 60+ mil fresh for Jan.