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We're the Arsenal, son, and we haven't had any dinner.

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    We're the Arsenal, son, and we haven't had any dinner.

    Probably don't feel too much like eating after that. Or maybe we actually ate rather too heartily beforehand and spent the game unbuttoning ourselves after brunch, as the bard might've said
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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  • #2
    Originally posted by redgunamo View Post
    Probably don't feel too much like eating after that. Or maybe we actually ate rather too heartily beforehand and spent the game unbuttoning ourselves after brunch, as the bard might've said
    Hardly a surprise. Fine margins etc.

    When it gets to the pressure points, we are team based on fear. A team based on fear ****s itself.

    Been coming all season

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Peter View Post
      Hardly a surprise. Fine margins etc.

      When it gets to the pressure points, we are team based on fear. A team based on fear ****s itself.

      Been coming all season
      No. If that were true we'd be Spurs.

      As it is, we should still have enough to qualify for the Champions League
      "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

      "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by redgunamo View Post
        No. If that were true we'd be Spurs.

        As it is, we should still have enough to qualify for the Champions League
        Different beasts. Spurs are ****. We are good.

        The similarly is in the inability to perform to your capabilities. In this, we are spurs.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Peter View Post
          Different beasts. Spurs are ****. We are good.

          The similarly is in the inability to perform to your capabilities. In this, we are spurs.
          Happily, Chelsea is also a different beast
          "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

          "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by redgunamo View Post
            Happily, Chelsea is also a different beast
            We can rescue all this by winning at City

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Peter View Post
              We can rescue all this by winning at City
              Nurse! nurse!

              . . . . . . . .

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
                Nurse! nurse!

                . . . . . . . .
                Just a bit of gallows humour

                The truth is there is no real point in winning at city. Because we'll just **** it all up in the following games.

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                • #9
                  Oh for sure. Let's say we get some outrageous good fortune and take a 2 goal lead. Arteta will **** himself and our boys, upon observing the wet brown patch in the seat of Mikel's pants. will do the same.

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