Sounds like Ben White could be off to Everton, then.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

These aren't our best efforts. They're the timid footsteps of a traumatised mouse, just praying that the cat doesn't wake up.

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

[Rich]

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

[Peter]

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

Precisely. It is sat outside the hole in the skirting board, knowing full well that we have to come out at some point.

The Etihad is the hole in the skirting board

[Peter]

That'd be nice. 4-6 weeks for Ebs, I'm reading

After the Leverkusen game he said he was fine