There is an air of inevitability about this

[Peter]

Sorry. My bad

No, thank you. Next time we start sitting on a 1-0 lead away from home, I'm ringing 112.

999 always tell me to **** off

[IUFG]

No, thank you. Next time we start sitting on a 1-0 lead away from home, I'm ringing 112.

999 always tell me to **** off

Don't worry,.Peter.

We'll tell you to **** off too

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The phone number for emergency services. It works anywhere in the world, unlike 911, for instance. Or 999.

I had an Android phone for 6-8 months after my iPhone was nicked in India, and it had this annoying thing where if you pressed the side button five times it would automatically call 112. So you be reaching around in your jacket pocket finding your Ganpati or vape etc and suddenly you're speaking to emergency services.

[Peter]

Don't worry,.Peter.

We'll tell you to **** off too

****ing useless, fhe lot of you. If dropping points in a title race isnt an emergency, I dont know what is.

I don't know why I pay my taxes....