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So, Viktor Gronkey The One Eyed Donkey contrived to place one of his hooves in the

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  • So, Viktor Gronkey The One Eyed Donkey contrived to place one of his hooves in the

    way of the ball and it somehow bounced into the net - twice!

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    Originally posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    way of the ball and it somehow bounced into the net - twice!
    That's not true. He hasn't got one eye.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by redgunamo View Post
      That's not true. He hasn't got one eye.
      And he only scored once.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Peter View Post
        And he only scored once.
        But apart from the above two posts...factually accurate.

        Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.

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