We've actually taken 2 wickets

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Wonders will never cease.

[PSRB]

Wonders will never cease.

Snicko conveniently being operated incorrectly for the Aussies. Makes the series null and void, imo

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Snicko conveniently being operated incorrectly for the Aussies. Makes the series null and void, imo

I bet them somehow made Brook drop that chance as well.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That Kookaburra ball's got small but powerful gyroscopes in it that allow its

Snicko conveniently being operated incorrectly for the Aussies. Makes the series null and void, imo

flight to me manipulated. There are microscopic HD cameras secreted in the seam that allow Cummins to 'instruct' the ball to tilt and shift using only his eyes. That's why he wears all that mascara and eye-shadow - so the cameras can more easily receive his eye signals! Hideous Aussie kunt!

[PSRB]

Wonders will never cease.

We really are crap at batting in Australia but I see 'snicko' f'd up again. Cheating Aussies.

[Peter]

flight to me manipulated. There are microscopic HD cameras secreted in the seam that allow Cummins to 'instruct' the ball to tilt and shift using only his eyes. That's why he wears all that mascara and eye-shadow - so the cameras can more easily receive his eye signals! Hideous Aussie kunt!

Yeah. Somehow whenever Australia are bowling the ball seems to constantly land on a good line and length. Whereas when bowl it goes everywhere. Very suspicious.....

[Peter]

We really are crap at batting in Australia but I see 'snicko' f'd up again. Cheating Aussies.

Claiming a grounded catch and then getting in the umpire's face. We've seen that before haven't we....

They are ****ing cheats and they dont even need to cheat. That is real dedication.....

Horrible ****s. Very good cricketers, though

[redgunamo]

Claiming a grounded catch and then getting in the umpire's face. We've seen that before haven't we....

They are ****ing cheats and they dont even need to cheat. That is real dedication.....

Horrible ****s. Very good cricketers, though

In fairness to them, it WAS transportation or the gallows; hardly a setup designed to produce nice, decent, honest men.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

They are a team, not a gaggle of individuals. When they got 511 in the second test

In fairness to them, it WAS transportation or the gallows; hardly a setup designed to produce nice, decent, honest men.

most of the team, tail included, posted decent knocks. Mitch Starc had the highest tally at 77. Mitch took no wickets yesterday but they still had enough fire power to knock us down like a badly made Jenga

[WES]

most of the team, tail included, posted decent knocks. Mitch Starc had the highest tally at 77. Mitch took no wickets yesterday but they still had enough fire power to knock us down like a badly made Jenga

Ollie Pope is getting it pretty good in the Tele

'a nothing shot at a nothing ball by a nothing player'

Don't hold back mate

[Peter]

Ollie Pope is getting it pretty good in the Tele

'a nothing shot at a nothing ball by a nothing player'

Don't hold back mate

First two points are entirely true. The third is harsh.

This has probably been the most embarrassing Ashes i can remember. Can't say I thought for a minute that we could compete in the series but I never thought we would bat this badly. It is genuinely awful.

[PSRB]

First two points are entirely true. The third is harsh.

This has probably been the most embarrassing Ashes i can remember. Can't say I thought for a minute that we could compete in the series but I never thought we would bat this badly. It is genuinely awful.

Indeed, average over 35, 9x tons and 16x 50+ in tests.

[WES]

Indeed, average over 35, 9x tons and 16x 50+ in tests.

He's now changed it! Oliver Brown, that is.

'nothing shot at a nothing ball from a petrified player'

Coward

[Peter]

He's now changed it! Oliver Brown, that is.

'nothing shot at a nothing ball from a petrified player'

Coward

He has clearly been here