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I?m afraid it will not work out for poor Viktor

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  • #16
    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    For a while there, I was the fat kid
    I think these days, most of the fat kids have been usurped by a few of the more promising lezzers bursting forth from within the ranks, thus pushing them even further back in the pecking order.
    Sadly, it?s not got any easier for the fat *******s in these new and exciting gender fluid times

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Rich View Post
      I?m so disappointed in him.
      Surely he'll score against Wolverhampton Wanderers.

      Or anyway, at least have a shot. On target.

      Trap the ball perhaps
      "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

      "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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      • #18
        Originally posted by 7sisters View Post
        I think these days, most of the fat kids have been usurped by a few of the more promising lezzers bursting forth from within the ranks, thus pushing them even further back in the pecking order.
        Sadly, it?s not got any easier for the fat *******s in these new and exciting gender fluid times
        They do have the option of losing the weight. As hard as it is, it really isn't that hard. Just stop ****ing eating

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        • #19
          Originally posted by 7sisters View Post
          I think these days, most of the fat kids have been usurped by a few of the more promising lezzers bursting forth from within the ranks, thus pushing them even further back in the pecking order.
          Sadly, it?s not got any easier for the fat *******s in these new and exciting gender fluid times
          Steady on, 7s. There's no gender-fluidity on this forum, exciting or otherwise.

          And certainly not before lunch
          "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

          "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Peter View Post
            They do have the option of losing the weight. As hard as it is, it really isn't that hard. Just stop ****ing eating
            Do not stop eating. Just eat LESS.
            "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

            "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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            • #21
              Originally posted by redgunamo View Post
              Do not stop eating. Just eat LESS.
              Fine, but that will take longer.... I was in a hurry

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