because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.
Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.
Seen, H. Our new superstar Centrocampista just got piped by a big striker-chappie who could barely get a game for Crystal Palace; scored four times. The Gods of Football know their stuff
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."