because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.
Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."