I still have a nag we maybe a bit light upfront

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The skipper scored one a couple of seasons ago.

Cheers. Think I found a phone video of it:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QtxIf7wOSEk

Though it was when we still had Laca. Is that really the last time we scored won, ffs?