Can we please stop calling each other names?

[Burney]

You know, I'm imagining a traditional Asian family having one of their daughters bring Ian Harvey home and being told that she planned on marrying him.

I'd seriously want to be able to speak Hindi if I was around for that

It's always interspersed with English phrases anyway, so it would be something like:

Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - ferrettylittlegingercvnt - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah -scrapingthebottomofthebarrel - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - forfúckssakedon'thavekids.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'd say we've covered that off nicely between us.

Were you two stroking each other's winkies while you composed these identical posts (out in Berni's notorious shed no doubt).

And are you both suggesting that Mrs Thatcher ran around offering her fanny to anyone that showed the remotest interest?

[WES]

It's always interspersed with English phrases anyway, so it would be something like:

Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - ferrettylittlegingercvnt - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah -scrapingthebottomofthebarrel - blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah - forfúckssakedon'thavekids.

I was trying to think of how they might describe his chin and teeth - ferret fits quite well

[Burney]

Were you two stroking each other's winkies while you composed these identical posts (out in Berni's notorious shed no doubt).

And are you both suggesting that Mrs Thatcher ran around offering her fanny to anyone that showed the remotest interest?

No. Mrs T was well taken care of at home, I'd say. Dennis was clearly a sexual Tyrannosaurus. You could tell from the twinkle in her eye.

Theresa May, on the other hand, looked like she'd tried it once on her wedding night and decided it wasn't really for her.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

No. Mrs T was well taken care of at home, I'd say. Dennis was clearly a sexual Tyrannosaurus. You could tell from the twinkle in her eye.

Theresa May, on the other hand, looked like she'd tried it once on her wedding night and decided it wasn't really for her.

I recall the notorious Lothario Clarke alluding to the fact that he had been allowed to finger-bang Mrs T in the Cabinet Office. The revolting old harridan was sending our boys off to be slaughtered in the Falklands while Alan Clarke was wetting his finger in her rank vagina!