Can we please stop calling each other names?

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, I am afraid I was appallingly rude to the young lady sitting next to me (who happily took it all in good part) and then inadvertantly racist. On about 6 occasions.

Wasn't I sitting next to you?

[Ash]

Labour incidents of antisemitism account for 0.08% of the membership. That’s one-third of the rate it occurs in the everyday population of Britain. In short – Labour is 66% LESS antisemitic than the general public.

[Burney]

It was a very good book - I enjoyed it. I have no problem with Boris just the way the party has gone and his part in facilitating it. Raab and Patel in two of the great positions of state ffs

Have you seen the tory manifesto, la? It's as red as a baboon's arse! All public spending, environmental nonsense, 'Our NHS' and no fúcking tax cuts

If it weren't for Brexit, I'd have to seriously consider whether I'd vote for them at all.

[Burney]

Wasn't I sitting next to you?

Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

[Luis Anaconda]

Have you seen the tory manifesto, la? It's as red as a baboon's arse! All public spending, environmental nonsense, 'Our NHS' and no fúcking tax cuts

If it weren't for Brexit, I'd have to seriously consider whether I'd vote for them at all.

Yes, but I don't believe a word of it As you said, politicians aren't truthful fellas at the best of times

[Luis Anaconda]

Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

Only the first few times we met

[WES]

Labour incidents of antisemitism account for 0.08% of the membership. That’s one-third of the rate it occurs in the everyday population of Britain. In short – Labour is 66% LESS antisemitic than the general public.

Hmmm - I'm not convinced you know, Ash, how many Labour parrty members have *actually* been guilty of anti- semitic behaviour.

And the general public isn't asking to be allowed to lead the country and take decisions on our economy.

[WES]

Did he call you fat or put his hand on your knee, la? #MeToo

Ian Harvey's wife is Asian and *cough* not particularly skinny.

Charles didn't insult and racially abuse the bride at a wedding, did he? 6 times?

[Burney]

Ian Harvey's wife is Asian and *cough* not particularly skinny.

Charles didn't insult and racially abuse the bride at a wedding, did he? 6 times?

Given that so many of the guests were asian, I think Sir C saw it as a target-rich environment for his particular brand of cheeky, but virulently racist humour.

[WES]

Given that so many of the guests were asian, I think Sir C saw it as a target-rich environment for his particular brand of cheeky, but virulently racist humour.

You know, I'm imagining a traditional Asian family having one of their daughters bring Ian Harvey home and being told that she planned on marrying him.

I'd seriously want to be able to speak Hindi if I was around for that