Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I think it's afterwards that would be difficult. After all, in the heat of the moment these things are all very well, but in the clammy, reasty aftermath as one extracts oneself from this women and she reaches for the wet wipes, what does one do? Simply button up one's fly, nod at the assembled throng while studiously avoiding eye contact and scuttle back to one's vehicle?
Perhaps one should behave in the approived manner for stepping back from the urinal: a postern blast and a rousing cry of 'Better out than in!'