I don't feel I ask for much in life, but it would be *quite* nice if Spurs stopped

[Sir C]

Hopefully, Kelvin will have brought his cùnt-ugly wife for you to have a go on. However, one imagines that a lot of the time these gatherings just involve a lot of men standing around desperately hoping someone brings along a woman.

I don't want to bone Kelvin's wife while Kelvin's there. That would be embarrassing.