As we now have two bubble CBs, I feel the need to up my Greek stereotype game

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I think the food gets a bad rap, actually. Lamb, feta, halloumi, oregano, it's all good stuff.

The problem with the women isn't so much the ugliness, it's the hirsuteness.

I did three weeks in Greece mostly island hopping back in the 80s. First night in Athens I had dinner with a couple of Australians and thought the souvlaki and Greek salad were exceptional. Three weeks later I had come to the realization that those are about the only two things worth eating in Greece.

I recall a particularly bad lamb dish in Mykonos that left me ill for days.

Anyway, how about fighting? Are the Greeks any good at wars other than with Turks? How quickly did they surrender in WWII?