As we now have two bubble CBs, I feel the need to up my Greek stereotype game

[Sir C]

I actually know very little about them other than they're lazy, don't pay taxes, have the worst food in Europe and their women are incredibly ugly.

Feels like I need more material than that.

I think the food gets a bad rap, actually. Lamb, feta, halloumi, oregano, it's all good stuff.

The problem with the women isn't so much the ugliness, it's the hirsuteness.