glw away tonight. I've got some pork belly, was going to make me some sweet banh mi.

[Burney]

Twice fried. None of this triple fry nonsense. Unnecessary. An affectation.

Deep fat fryers are the tÃ*ts. Just remember to chuck the fúcking thing in the bin when it gets all manky and get a new one. They're about 30 quid, for fúck's sake!

I actually cleaned mine the other day. It comes apart and you can chuck everything bar the heating element in the dishwasher.

Needless to say, it was still filthy after two intensive cycles and I had to take the Brillo pad to it.

I should have just chucked it.