glw away tonight. I've got some pork belly, was going to make me some sweet banh mi.

[Sir C]

Are you able to make decent chips?

I'm assuming that you have a deep fat fryer?

Twice fried. None of this triple fry nonsense. Unnecessary. An affectation.

Deep fat fryers are the tÃ*ts. Just remember to chuck the fúcking thing in the bin when it gets all manky and get a new one. They're about 30 quid, for fúck's sake!