Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
No, no I don't think you have.

Was she fit?
Quite pretty, but fat. You know the type.

I actually went to her dad's funeral about a year ago. We exchanged some warm words but spoke neither of the online dating nor the sh*tting in a paddling pool, which I felt was a shame as either topic could have lightened the frankly depressing mood around the place.