Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I suppose you do now have a moral advantage over him forevermore, but that's the only upside I can see from the whole ghastly business.
Did I ever mention the time a girl messaged me on an online dating site telling me that we knew each other as children (our parents were mutual friends) and whether I'd like to meet up, and all I could remember about her was that she'd once taken a sh*t in my paddling pool in our family garden?