Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
He would say that wouldn't he. If he was really innocent all he had to do was style it out, maybe not use the bike for a few weeks.

Should have given the fúcker the birch.
It could easily have been a mistake. Chap gets wildly pissed, forgets he walked to the pub rather than took his bike, clambers onto someone else's bike in error, wakes up and everyone's calling him a bike thief.

All too easily done, sw.