Hmmm. Hard to know where to start with the irony of The Guardian publishing a piece

[Burney]

I think it was a sort of 'avoid being sent to the nunnery' tactic.

I hope the child was dead before the interment.

To be fair, there’s probably tiny corpses buried in most gardens in rural Ireland.

God it really was a truly awful, priest-ridden hellhole of a place, wasn’t it? I’m amazed anyone stayed.