Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
You picked up a bag of weed in the street? It could have been planted there by the feds to tempt you into picking it up so that they could nick you for possession! Or, it might have been left there by an evil drug dealer to get you hooked.

This time next week you'll be a toothless crone selling blowjobs in an alley for a rock of crack
I did have a shifty look round before snatching it. Hopefully I'll meet the evil drug dealer so I can procure some more. Just for consumption in small doses of an evening though. It would keep my booze intake down, for sure.