Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
Hadn't had anything for over ten years. Then, walking home last week and noticed a little clear bag on the pavement with what looked like some weed in it. Walked past it, thought 'hang on a minute' and went back for it. It was, and it was very nice. Might have to re-think the lifestyle after that.
You picked up a bag of weed in the street? It could have been planted there by the feds to tempt you into picking it up so that they could nick you for possession! Or, it might have been left there by an evil drug dealer to get you hooked.

This time next week you'll be a toothless crone selling blowjobs in an alley for a rock of crack