I've never understood the point in fake designer goods. Why bother? People always tell you it's a fake anyway.
Chap 1: "Nice Rolex"
Chap 2: "It's a fake"
Chap 1: "Well why the **** are you wearing it if you're just going to say it's a fake, why not just wear a casio"
Oh, yes, but if you put it like that, is it only nice *because* it's a Rolex
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."