Engagementringwimb - Some questions, if I may?

[Ash]

Someone had to invent it a, and why shouldn't it be the bright chaps at de Beers? After all, they knew a thing or two about diamonds, you know.

In music news, last night I dreamt that I was at a party with my mum and Rod Stewart. Rod spend ages trying to persuade me that he wrote Handbags and Gladrags, a contention I started off disputing but, after several hours of Rod imploring me to believe him, had me doubting myself.

Then Rod turned into Jeff Beck and played the introduction to a song with a sort of "Eh? Eh? Whaddabout this one, eh?" look on his face but I'd never heard it.

As an expert musician, a, how would you interpret the meaning of this dream?

I think it means that Rod Stewart is a bit of a croaky-voiced, fake-scotch cùnt, and that you might have written a new Yardbirds song.

[redgunamo]

Just let your missus pick it and stop being an incorrigible prick.

Sound advises, imo. You do have your moments, don't you.

[Ash]

Claiming an item to be a fake seems to me a shrood way of avoiding having it stolen?

Didn't forgeries by the painter Elmyr become so valuable they were actually worth more than they would if they had been by the actual artist?

And Elmyr was sung about in "No More Heroes".

[redgunamo]

Didn't forgeries by the painter Elmyr become so valuable they were actually worth more than they would if they had been by the actual artist?

And Elmyr was sung about in "No More Heroes".

That's right. Whatever happened to them

[SWv2]

Someone had to invent it a, and why shouldn't it be the bright chaps at de Beers? After all, they knew a thing or two about diamonds, you know.

In music news, last night I dreamt that I was at a party with my mum and Rod Stewart. Rod spend ages trying to persuade me that he wrote Handbags and Gladrags, a contention I started off disputing but, after several hours of Rod imploring me to believe him, had me doubting myself.

Then Rod turned into Jeff Beck and played the introduction to a song with a sort of "Eh? Eh? Whaddabout this one, eh?" look on his face but I'd never heard it.

As an expert musician, a, how would you interpret the meaning of this dream?

My Mrs went to see Rod a few weeks ago with the mother in law.

I stayed at home.

[Ash]

That's right. Whatever happened to them

They watched their Rome burn.

Straglers are still going. Saw 'em earlier this year. I can't believe Jet Black's not dead yet.

[Ash]

My Mrs went to see Rod a few weeks ago with the mother in law.

I stayed at home.

He's from Upper Holloway. I heard a cover of Maggie May the other day and quite liked it. It just his voice that I find so painful. Maybe he was a decent songwriter.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I can't believe Jet Black's not dead yet.

Next year, A. I saw em as well earlier this year, on the beach in Perranporth. I was very impressed, no JB though
They were much better than The Waterboys who headlined and were, frankly, poor.

[redgunamo]

They watched their Rome burn.

Straglers are still going. Saw 'em earlier this year. I can't believe Jet Black's not dead yet.

Did you ever "see" this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsXAUdN-FYg

[SWv2]

He's from Upper Holloway. I heard a cover of Maggie May the other day and quite liked it. It just his voice that I find so painful. Maybe he was a decent songwriter.

Couple of Faces tunes I can take though oddly enough my fav of them all has Ronnie Lane on the mic.

The Dublin gig saw mass sing and sway-a-long scenarios to Sailing, Do You Think I’m Sexy and others. Can you simply ****ing imagine how grim that must have been.

The Mrs got absolutely twisted to see it through.