I've just received a passive-aggressive fraud email

[Pat Vegas]

Oh, such an event is no time for coyness, f. You must get all the medicaments you can up there. Next time promise me you'll score some ointment. You'd have got better much quicker if you had.

Will do. i had a poke around but couldn't feel any grapes as such. it was a bit strange.

I told my wife under no circumstances come into the bathroom whilst I am doing this I couldn't think of less romantic sight.

[Burney]

Will do. i had a poke around but couldn't feel any grapes as such. it was a bit strange.

I told my wife under no circumstances come into the bathroom whilst I am doing this I couldn't think of less romantic sight.

This is why locks on bathroom doors exist, f. It won't necessarily manifest as a lump, as it may simply be a fissure or tear. Equally, the lump may be internal rather than external. However, what is clear is that you have had your first brush with Nobby Stiles. He is a harsh taskmaster and no mistake.

[Pat Vegas]

This is why locks on bathroom doors exist, f. It won't necessarily manifest as a lump, as it may simply be a fissure or tear. Equally, the lump may be internal rather than external. However, what is clear is that you have had your first brush with Nobby Stiles. He is a harsh taskmaster and no mistake.

I blame the stupid Italian toilet. it was very high up causing me to take a dump in a strange position.

I gave the bidet ago not bad at all.

[Burney]

I blame the stupid Italian toilet. it was very high up causing me to take a dump in a strange position.

I gave the bidet ago not bad at all.

You should have filled the bidet with iced water and soothed your tortured knothole therein.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Ask the man who annoys you in the toilets to take a look and inspect for piles