Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Oh, such an event is no time for coyness, f. You must get all the medicaments you can up there. Next time promise me you'll score some ointment. You'd have got better much quicker if you had.
Will do. i had a poke around but couldn't feel any grapes as such. it was a bit strange.

I told my wife under no circumstances come into the bathroom whilst I am doing this I couldn't think of less romantic sight.